The cornerstone of surviving a zombie apocalypse is meticulous preparation. Let’s be honest, most of us probably have a designated “zombie apocalypse” stash – but is it truly ready for action? It’s time for a critical review. Where are your backup batteries stored? Candles and matches? A reliable pen knife and a comprehensive first aid kit? The key is centralization. Whether it’s a box, a drawer, or a cupboard, consolidate all your essential supplies in one easily accessible location. This strategic organization allows for a swift and efficient response during an emergency – simply empty the contents into a bag, add essential clothing for wet conditions and a warm layer, and you’re ready to move.
We even keep emergency birthday cards in our kit. The apocalypse shouldn’t be an excuse to let good manners fall by the wayside!
The significance of proper preparation cannot be overstated. Fortunately, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) offers invaluable resources, including a detailed Zombie Preparedness plan and a comprehensive All-Hazards Emergency Kit list. These resources provide a solid foundation for your survival strategy.
The next imperative is preventing infection by avoiding zombie bites. This necessitates vigilance and awareness of individuals exhibiting symptoms of zombiism. According to a tongue-in-cheek article in the British Medical Journal (BMJ), key indicators include: aggression, a craving for human flesh, a shuffling gait, moaning, diminished dexterity, loss of previous personality traits, and, ultimately, the decaying of flesh. (Smith, 2015) A major concern is the incubation period – the timeframe during which an individual is infectious but displays no discernible symptoms, which can vary from mere seconds to several days. Maintaining a safe distance is therefore paramount.
As previously highlighted in our podcast episode, it’s crucial to be wary of individuals who might be concealing a zombie bite, often referred to as ‘rat-lickers’. These individuals should be avoided at all costs. Vigilance and proactive preparation are your ultimate “A Beginners Guide To Zombies Answer Key”.
