Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099 presents a complex web of interconnected cages and mysteries. This guide will help you unravel the game’s secrets and unlock every achievement, focusing on the most cryptic and challenging ones.
Decoding the Zoomorphic Achievements
These achievements relate to your progress within The Primate Observation Club.
- Zoomorphic: Reach Club Level 2.
- Polymorphic: Reach Club Level 3.
- Xenomorphic: Reach Club Level 4.
Unveiling the Story-Driven Achievements
These achievements are tied to specific story outcomes and character interactions.
- Neodog: Accept the gizmograph from the conspiracist.
Alt text: Screenshot of the Neodog achievement in Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099, featuring a pixelated dog-like creature.
- Neutron: Achieve the Redundant Monkey (1/5) ending.
- Proton: Achieve the Insurgent Monkey (2/5) ending.
- Electron: Achieve the Domesticated Monkey (3/5) ending.
- Particle: Achieve the Educated Monkey (4/5) ending.
- Anti-Particle: Achieve the Vaporized Monkey (5/5) ending.
The Consequences of Curiosity: Expulsion Achievements
These achievements unlock when you’re expelled from the club.
- Missing Link: Get expelled from the Club by disconnecting two cages. Cages that can be disconnected are Satellite, Robotics Lab, and Crime Scene.
Alt text: “Missing Link” achievement notification with a shadowy figure on a computer screen, indicating a club expulsion in Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099.
- Escape Pod: Get expelled from the Club while you have the VIP card item from the Satellite cage and are club level 3. This will get the same game over as Missing Link, except with an extra card.
Enhancing Surveillance: MonkeyVision Achievements
- Metamorphosis: Purchase the Recording and Night Vision features on MonkeyVision.
Linguistic Prowess: Keyword Achievements
- Xenolinguistic: Click enough keywords, globally, over your playtime.
Economic and Resourceful Achievements
- Big Crunch: Work all three jobs on the job board in one day.
- Theory of Everything: Have at least one of each food item in your fridge at once. (All four groceries, and all three fast food.)
- Cosmic Inflation: Have 500 or more credits in your account.
- Kessler’s Syndrome: Have seven items in your room/fridge (gizmograph does not count). Cages that can net you items are Therapist, Fortune Teller, Robotics Lab, Satellite, Smart Home, Crime Scene, Prison. Note: apparently some items may not count.
Temporal Anomalies: Time and Delivery Achievements
- Chrononaut: Open a Time Capsule item (one of the mistaken deliveries to apartment 3). The contents of the time capsule matter.
- Chain Reaction: Order discounted food from the fast food delivery place. Tip the delivery girl to get discounts.
- Brown Dwarf: Obtain the Waffly item in your fridge (one of the mistaken deliveries to apartment 3). It can eat one of your food items while you’re asleep.
Quirky Interactions and Hidden Triggers
- Infinite Improbability: Sleep with the towel item in your room.
- Law of Robotics: Tell the delivery bot the address is wrong 4 times and finish the game. Robot appears on days 4 or 5, 8, 10 or 11 and finally on day 14, anywhere from 10-12:15.
Alt text: Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099 “Law of Robotics” achievement featuring a pixelated delivery bot, referencing a unique interaction within the game.
Job-Related and Social Achievements
These are tied to specific cages and characters.
- Work Principle: Get this for working one of the special fourth-slot jobs. From either the Crime Scene cage by correctly solving the case, or the Writer cage by convincing Vince into returning to the show.
- Star Person: Receive a call from Ruby Belle. See Therapist cage for more information.
- Magic Number: Call Kassandra (possibly must be done while she’s streaming). See Fortune Teller cage for more information.
- Convergence: Chat with Jeffrey and his Smart Home AI. See Smart Home cage for more information.
- Fabric of Spacetime: Order a suit from Overlock, and have it made for you by the Epilogue. See Graveyard cage for more information.
- Futuristic Manifesto: Show TopBird79’s graffiti to Goss-Up. See Roadside Graffiti for more information.
- Holistic Investigation: Talk with the detective in the crime scene cage. Accuse Marn or Kang and providing information on the gun location.
- Newspad: Click on a keyword that you find on the start-of-day news headlines. The easiest way is probably through the Multimedia Capture cage.
Causing Chaos and Unique Events
- Disco ball: In the prison cage, dedicate the Ba-Dum TV song to BA-DUM TV.
- Big Bang: Send Hank Sparkle some ChemiClean (Distillery) or blow up the Galbrush Satellite (Satellite).
- Madtrix: Show Madison a video of one of her meetings. See Evil Lair cage for more information.
