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Remember when a glimpse into Goop’s holiday gift guide was like peering into another dimension of luxury, a realm of $15,000 vibrators and Himalayan salt lamps that cost more than a down payment on a car? Those were the days when Goop’s gift selections were so extravagantly out-of-touch they were almost performance art. But browsing the 2023 Goop Gift Guide, alongside Oprah’s much-anticipated “Favorite Things,” something feels… different. Dare we say, almost… sensible?
It wasn’t long ago that dissecting Oprah’s and Goop’s gift lists was an annual sport, a chance to marvel at the sheer audacity of consumerism presented as holiday cheer. Articles would gleefully highlight the most ridiculous items, sparking conversations about wealth, privilege, and the ever-widening gap between the aspirational and the attainable. But this year, the outrage feels… muted. The shock factor is dialed down. Is it us, or have these purveyors of aspirational living actually… come down to earth a little?
Perhaps it’s the pervasive feeling of… well, everything-is-ending-ness that’s shifted our perception. In a world grappling with economic uncertainty, geopolitical instability, and a general sense of unease, maybe the truly outlandish feels less like a fun escape and more like a tone-deaf display. Or maybe, just maybe, Goop and Oprah are subtly adjusting their frequencies to resonate with a slightly more grounded consumer sentiment.
Goop’s “Ridiculous but Awesome Gift Guide,” a perennial source of internet fodder, still boasts items that make you blink twice. A $15,000 “lady buzzer” (as the original article playfully termed it), a $14,580 backgammon set, a $2,000 gong, and $2,250 skis designed in honor of Basquiat – the extravagance is still there, simmering beneath the surface. And let’s not forget the 11 pounds of Parmigiano Reggiano for nearly $400, an item that, surprisingly, sparked a moment of “maybe?” in the author of the original piece. In a world of rising grocery prices, perhaps absurdly priced cheese becomes a symbol of… something.
But compared to gift guides of years past, the 2023 Goop gift guide feels… almost… practical in its impracticality. Alongside the ultra-luxe, there are items that, while still expensive, are within the realm of possibility for a wider range of consumers. Passable, less-insane versions of many Goop-esque items can now be found at your neighborhood boutique or even online retailers without the Goop price tag.
Consider the $10,000 bar cart featured in the original article. Impressive? Certainly. Necessary? Debatable. But is it as gasp-inducingly absurd as, say, the $45 jar of “blessed air” Oprah once famously (and successfully) hawked? Perhaps not. Even the $120 magic show tickets, while not exactly budget-friendly, are a far cry from the truly stratospheric offerings of previous Goop gift guides.
The original article astutely points out that the delight we once took in mocking the sheer extravagance of these guides has waned. The humor feels different. Past guides were playgrounds of exclusivity, showcasing items so outlandish they bordered on parody. This year, many items feel… just overpriced. A $48 tea towel? In the grand scheme of Goop gift guide history, that’s practically pedestrian.
Even the $5,125 Chanel skates, while undeniably luxurious, lack the shock value of, say, a solid gold bicycle from gift guides of yore. It’s as if Goop is attempting to bridge the gap between aspiration and… slightly less aspiration.
Oprah’s “Favorite Things,” on the other hand, seems to have leaned even further into relatability. While still featuring items that are undoubtedly desirable and often pricey, Oprah’s list this year emphasizes small businesses and companies owned by people of color, women, and veterans. The focus appears to be less on outrageous luxury and more on thoughtful, quality gifts.
A $999 countertop pizza oven is perhaps the most “wacky” item mentioned in the original article from Oprah’s list. And while a $600 drip coffee maker is certainly a splurge, it’s a splurge that many coffee aficionados might actually consider. The items on Oprah’s list largely fulfill a “proletarian need,” as the original article cleverly puts it, focusing on stylish comforts rather than ostentatious displays of wealth. Wide-legged pajamas you can wear to the market without shame? That’s less “end-of-the-world opulence” and more “surviving-the-everyday-in-style” practicality.
The shift in tone for both Goop and Oprah could be reflective of broader economic realities. As the original article notes, luxury brands have faced slumping sales due to inflation and economic uncertainty. Aspirational shoppers are tightening their belts, and even the ultra-wealthy might be feeling a slight pinch, or at least a shift in social optics.
Goop’s inclusion of non-profit organizations like Women’s Health Access Matters and The Ocean Cleanup also suggests a subtle attempt to reframe their brand image, perhaps moving beyond pure consumerism and incorporating a veneer of social responsibility. Though, as the original article quips, pairing a donation to The Ocean Cleanup with renting a $39,500-a-night island in Fiji does create a certain… dissonance.
Ultimately, the 2023 Goop gift guide and Oprah’s Favorite Things offer a fascinating snapshot of our current cultural moment. Are they signaling the apocalypse? Probably not literally. But they do reflect a shifting landscape of luxury, aspiration, and consumer sentiment. Perhaps the era of outrageously absurd gift guides is fading, replaced by a slightly more… grounded, or at least subtly adjusted, version of aspirational consumption. Or maybe, as the original article suggests, Goop is simply becoming “another garden variety overpriced catalog.” Either way, pass the (slightly less outrageously priced) cheese. The end may not be nigh, but holiday shopping season certainly is.
